|Reviews to date: 29||Average score: 2.59|
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Wonderful Vodka for the price. Handle for 12 bucks is a great deal for this Vodka that is as good as any I have ever drank. Highly recommended!
Reviewer: Matt Stark
This is the worst of the worst. Smirnoff and company are equal. Avoid at all cost. Take out a loan and buy some good stuff! I was'nt going to even talk about this one but had to amend the previous chap in ERR. A 5 for vomit factor.
Reviewer: Ray Abraham
3 stars, like every other vodka I've ever tasted. They all taste the same, especially when mixing.
The worst ever. This is the first vodka to ever make me puke and I woke up with my eye hurting. I won't ever drink this again even if its the last alcohol on earth.
Reviewer: Luis Alvarez
Take into account this vodka hits your taste buds hard yet goes down smoothe. Every other liquor goes down as hard as it hits. Recession proof!
Reviewer: King of france
THE ONLY REASON I WENT FOUR IS THERE ARE SOME BETTER. BUT IM NOT SELLING MY HOUSE TO BUY THEM.CRYSTAL PALACE IS AS GOOD AS YOU CAN BUY.[I DRINK WITHOUT MIXES]
Tastes rough. Even rougher, waking up the next day feeling like I had been in a gang fight! After only two grapefruit/ vodkas ( I usually drink multiple long islands)! Don't go to the Crystal Palace!
tase good as any vodka ,no headache afterwerds,good vodka for the price ,recomends
It's vodka for crying out loud. Who cares about the taste if you are just going to have a couple of belts.
Reviewer: Big Daddy
We use this stuff to polish the steel in the bar. It is also a great solvent!
Not too bad mixed with coca cola soft drink.As a matter of fact the cola set it off.
Reviewer: Cheryl Lynn
I would rather get kicked in the face repeatedly by an angry bull than drink this. I literally paid $12 to puke on myself. Crystal palace and die. See you bitches in heaven!
Please love yourself and never drink this paint thinner. I was in physical pain when I woke up. I had never thrown up from alcohol before this so please avoid.
It's wonderful tasting, however it don't have a smell; is this too good to be true? I went on line expecting to find out it was a hybrid like Ultram (gabapentin), so far nothing. Signed curious.
It's 12 dollars for 1.75 liters people. It's not gonna be grey goose. Maybe I am just a drunk but it tastes just like the rest of the vodka I've ingested. A lot of bars use it for mixer drinks like screwdrivers even high end fine dining places. Sure they have absolute on the shelf but chances are your vodka tonic was constructed out of a bottle of crystal and you never even knew it. Trust me I work in a bar.
Reviewer: Darth Aardvark
This shit is delicious! I molest teen girls!
Crystal Palace Vodka goes down nice in conjunction with two other liquid solutions. Mainly 24 oz. charcoal filtered water, 8 oz. of Crystal Palace Vodka, one regular squirt "Mio" - One third ice should fill 32 oz container - Fill up the rest up with 8 oz. Crystal Palace Vodka and one squirt "Mio" - Cover And shake! Good to go!
Reviewer: Dalen Chelchu
very rich in flavor. you wake up with fresh breath the night after drinking this tasty treat.
Reviewer: Jake Lawley
I have enjoyed Crystal Palace for many years and now I'm about to take my second 1.75 back to my distributer here in upstate NY due to a bad taste! I seams like a flavored vodka or possibly gin? Has anyone else run into this?
Tastes like model airplane glue. 2 stars.
Reviewer: Rod Dodriguez
If you love vomiting, feeling as though your eyeballs are going to explode from your head for 24 hours straight, gagging at the thought of something you haven't consumed in almost 5 years, and feeling as though you could possibly die, then I highly recommend you try crystal palace vodka.
Not too bad. I make $20,000 a year and like to get drunk a few nights a week. So I'm not taking out a car title loan to buy grey goose. It's wayyyyy better than popov and crazy cheap. It's fine with me.
Bought my first bottle (5.29) and a 2 liter squirt filled a glass with ice, poured slowly over added pop...wow..refreshing!!!!
This is the absolute worst vodka I have ever had. Tasted like poison. It's a step below moonshine. I had a headache for a week. Made the Big mistake or drinking the bar brand. NEVER AGAIN
Reviewer: WG French
You do get what you pay for. It has tasted much more astringent to me in the last year or so. It tastes like they're bottling the heads, selling the heart of the batch to another label, and throwing away the tail (look the terms up if needed). I can't be sure, obviously, but it's definitely a mixer-only vodka.
Everyone complains when I bring this stuff around. I don't think it's that bad. I drink it straight. I'm an alcoholic. :)
Reviewer: Pints of crystaal
Crystal palace is the greatest drink known to man kind, Hands down. It has an impeccable taste and is extremely refreshing. You will be drunk off your ass. I recommend you go buy a half gal right now.
If LSD, cocaine, and vodka had a baby, crystal palace would be it.
Crystal palace did my friends and I so dirty that we may never be able to taste again.
Makes for a wild night tho LOL
Crystal Palace is the kind of booze that if you find yourself drinking it...you have found rock bottom. It tastes and smells like you are trying to swipe fuel from your neighbors car. Don't do it.